how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
He did a backflip because drugs
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