were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
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Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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