my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
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I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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