Sponge bath it is.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize
