He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
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you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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