? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
