the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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