I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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