They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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