So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
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I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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