big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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