I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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