were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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