There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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