Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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