we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.