Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed