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  Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!

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• (904): View more from Florida

  sorry about calling you the devil all night.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?

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• (772): View more from Florida

  At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.

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• (518): View more from New York

  If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...

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