Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
i love accidental penises.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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