Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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