At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
