if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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