I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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