Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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