i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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