I want to have your abortion
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Randomize
