I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
and she was petting her beer can
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I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I party with great urgency now.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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