She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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