It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes