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• (949): View more from California

  It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon

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  all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  Let me guess--your parents are cousins.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.

  (517): View more from Michigan

  Who is this?

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• (415): View more from California

  I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes

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