"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
29 Petty People Reveal The Shallow Reasons They Turned Someone Down
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."