I think im going to throw up on grandma
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.