Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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