I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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