People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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