And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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