I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
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Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
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