he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
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Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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