Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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