This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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