M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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