If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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