i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
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I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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