Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
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She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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