is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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