I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I think your dad took our porno
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Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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