would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
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The police scanner is talking about you again....
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?