And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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