What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
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