youre lurking in front of me
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I think I won the penis lottery.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So much rum. So many feels.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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