And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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