idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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