Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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