Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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