I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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