Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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