You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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