Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
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The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
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you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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