we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
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I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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