My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
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My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
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Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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