You're so nebulous sometimes
i already hear my dad disowning me
Its about making memories worth repressing
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
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the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
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We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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