so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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