Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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