OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
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I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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