Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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